Saturday, February 12, 2005

Wood Burning Boilers Blue Print

bullshit Occupations & snacks

cut off a leg to a spider, put it in an envelope, write the Minister of Foreign Affairs, add the address to jump down the stairs, dispatch the letter in the mail from the corner.
occupation
What a wonderful walk along the boulevard Arago counting trees, and every five brown stop for a moment on one foot and hoping that someone saw, and then release a cry dry and brief, and spin like a top, with open arms, identical to the bird cakuy that hurts trees northern Argentina. What a wonderful occupation

go into a cafe and ask for sugar, again, sugar, sugar three or four times, and go in a heap in the center of the table as anger grows over the counter and under the white aprons, and exactly in the middle of the pile of spit sugar gently, and continue down the small glacier on the saliva, the sound of broken stones and accompanying rises in the throat against five parishioners and the patron, honest man to your hours. What a wonderful occupation

take the bus, get off in front of the Ministry, his way with blows of stamped envelopes, leaving behind the last secretary and entering, strong and serious, in the great office of mirrors, at exactly the time when an usher dressed in blue delivered to the Minister a letter, and view open the envelope with a folder of historical origin, stick two fingers and remove sensitive spider leg, stared, and then imitate the buzzing of a fly and see how the pale minister, wants to pull the leg but can not, is trapped by the leg, and turn your back and out, whistling, posting in the corridors the resignation of the Minister, and know that tomorrow will come the enemy troops and everything will go to hell and will be a Thursday of odd month in a leap year. Julio Cortázar

, Stories Cronopios and Famas, 1962



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Tuesday, February 8, 2005

Denise Milani Begging



I am falling,
I am fading, I am drowning Help me to breathe

I am hurting, i have lost it all
I am losing Help me to breathe

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it's the rise and fall

the prize for all That Is not nice at all
luck is like a ball
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----- "I hope you never feel satisfied because the lowest fall will fly higher." ------------------




If, due to puddles I crashed yesterday, it has not been at a very high, but it hurt and I cried like a baby .
not put a wound on my knee because there may be children watching (at least one) .

Monday, February 7, 2005

Vegan Diverticulitis Recipes

Fallen The rain in Spain falls Mainly on the plain

"I've seen things you people would not believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate ... all these moments will be lost in time like tears in rain ... it's time,
is time to die. "

"Do not waste your time or mourn mourn the past or the future. Live your hours, your minutes. The joys are like flowers that rain spot and the wind skims.

"There are words that go up in smoke, and others that fall like rain .



If it rains, and not to do during rainy days three times more than normal, I can only get out there, looking at the sky and moving from side to side trying to dodge the drops.

Sunday, February 6, 2005

Menopause And Phantom Pregnancy

Laura Schlessinger

Laura Schlessinger is a radio host known in the United States has a program in which provides direct advice to listeners who call. Recently jumped the controversy, especially when mixing of religion and homosexuality, where each person interprets what God says and the Bible in a different way when the presenter attacked homosexuals. The broadcaster has said recently that homosexuality is an abomination, and that tells you the Bible in Leviticus, verses 18:22, and therefore can not be allowed under any circumstances. What follows is writing an open letter to Dr. Laura written by a resident in the United States, which was made public on the internet (no waste): Dear Dr. Laura

: Thank you for doing so much to educate people in the law of God. I have learned a lot from his radio show and try to share my knowledge with all people that I can. For example, when someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 in its verses clearly states that homosexuality is an abomination. Endpoint. Anyway, I need some advice from you regarding some other specific biblical laws and how to fulfill:

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice know that emits an odor that is pleasing to the Lord (Lev 1 : 9). The problem is my neighbors. They argue that the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I punish them? How?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In our times, what Price thinks it would be best?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev15 :19-24). The problem I faced is: how I can know whether or not they are ? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Leviticus 25:44 states that I can own slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nation is. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but not Canadians. Can you clarify this point? Why I can not own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists to work on the Sabbath. The Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should receive the death penalty. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Could I make do you explain this somehow?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev11: 10), is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I do not understand. Can you settle this?

g) In Leviticus 21:20 states that one can not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 100%? Can relax a bit this condition?

h) Most of my friends (men) wear their hair trimmed, including the area of the temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) because I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean. Still, "I can still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. Violates what is said in Leviticus 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, and so does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton / polyester blend). He is also tends to curse and blaspheming. Is it really necessary to conduct the cumbersome process of gathering all the villagers to stone them? (Lev24: 10-16). Can not we just burn them to death at a private family, as is done with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev20: 14).

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thanks again for reminding us that the word of God is eternal and immutable "

Slim Mucus Before Period

VivoExquisit-o-Matic (2)

Listen: there is no
Yes Yesterday
Stay

But now I'm nothing.
Who am I?
The water here is so intense-green I do not see the water
My Island Escape

want to kill me is Tomorrow Now


This is the end of a dream