Friday, September 10, 2010

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backseatonthe79 @ 2010-09-10T12:02:00




Roxanne Weasley

"Sorry, you must've mistaken me for someone interested."

Knock'em out. Lily Allen.
Can't knock em out, can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone...
...Go away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Roxanne.


Bad reputation. Joan Jett.
And I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
The world's in trouble, there's no communication
And everyone can say, what they want to say
It never gets better anyway
So why should I care 'bout a bad reputation anyway?
Oh no, not me
I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation.









Orpheo Wood

"Good morning, my ladies. Orpheo is here to be easy on the eyes."

Narcissists. The Libertines.
Professionally trendy in the glow of Claphams sun
There’s life after work and it can be such fun
You see all your models in magazines and on the walls
You wanna be just like them
Cause they’re so cool
They’re just narcissists
Well wouldn’t it be nice to be Dorian Gray?
Just for a day.
Orpheo.


Foundations. Kate Nash.
My fingertips are holding onto the cracks in our foundations,
and I know that I should let go, but I can't.
And everytime we fight I know it's not right,
everytime that you're upset and I smile
I know I should forget, but I can't.
You said I must eat so many lemons,
'cause I am so bitter.
I said "I'd rather be with your friends mate,
'cause they are much fitter".
Orpheo/Agyness.









Bruna Ogden

"Well, technically..."

Must be the music. Oasis.
Sometimes I listen to what people try to say
And then when I tune in I think, no that's not the way
Sometimes I listen to what people have to say
And then when I tune in I think, no that's not the way
Bruna.


Kate Nash. We get on.
Seeing as I can't
Even say hi
When you walk by...
...I conducted a plan
To bump into you most accidentally
But I was walking along
And I bumped into you much more heavily
Than I'd originally planned
It was well embarrassing and
I think you thought that I was a bit of a twat.
Bruna/Terminus.









Julius Pritchard

"Dabuten, mate!"

Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey. The Beatles.
So come on, ha, come on, ha, come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy, come on and make it easy, come on and make it easy
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Julius-Otto.


Backfire at the Disco. The Wombats.
It was a chat-up line built not to impress
More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
My wires crossed like they've never done before
Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going home alone tonight
I made a move when it was well out of context
It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco
I did something I'll never forget.
Julius.









Odile Mortmain

"Let's steal some wands and tell McGonnagall it was Scamander's twins fault. It'll be fun!"

Smells like Teen Spirit. Nirvana.
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overboard self assured
Oh no I know, a dirty word...

...Our little group has always been
And always will until the end.
Odile + Odile/Aidan/Linus/Abel.









Linus Colly

"Guys, please... please, not... it's... please, don't do that... what if...? ...Alright, alright, I'm in."

Smells like Teen Spirit. Nirvana.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
i feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us...

...Our little group has always been
And always will until the end.
Linus + Linus/Abel/Odile/Aidan.









Clementine Bletchley

"Don't give up - If you want it, you can get it. Maybe not today, but there's always a tomorrow."

I can't win. The Strokes.
That was you up on the mountain
All alone and no surrounding
Working on, they got you breaking
Laughing at the life you're wasting
One, two, all tries won't do it
You do it all your life and you never get through it
Everything you'd like to say
Get a raise in just one day.
Clementine.


My darling Clementine. The Libertines.
She's got the money, and she
She's moving on
She's thinking on
She's thinking on all the good advice
Because there's always good advice.
Clementine.










Irene Wood

"Don't waste your time being angry, just enjoy your life!"

She. The Sunday Drivers.
She can promise
She can swear that she won’t smile
and she smiles since
she wakes up

She can lend you
Even more of what she's got
And just needs a
sweet kiss back
Irene.


She's a rainbow. The Rolling Stones.
She comes in colors ev'rywhere;
when She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

Have you seen her dressed in blue?
See the sky in front of you
And her face is like a sail
Speck of white so fair and pale
Have you seen a lady fairer?
Irene.





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